Boy Funk

To smell really bad. It's a girl word.

... and I'm in a closet that smells like.. " "like what?" "BOY FUNK!" ".. us that a girl word.. ? ~ Triple Dog 2010

by Xx.Val. October 24, 2010

The Funk

A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.

by funkypriest July 4, 2009

Terry Funk

n. Nearly universal antonym.

Terry Funk is not a preposition.

by Max Flower September 16, 2010

fakin' the funk

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

by Nabru September 26, 2005

neuro-funk

A sub-genre of drum n' bass that orginated with Ed Rush & Optical. It usually uses harsher and darker sounds and synths than techstep, and is generally spinned at a faster bpm to create a psycho-killer effect. It is the most heavily distortioned drum 'n bass. It is the preferred style of drum 'n bass for the criminally insane, eastern-europeans and russians. Leading artists: Noisia, Spor, Engage, & Custom Soldierz.

Dude, after listnening to that sick neuro-funk, I just want to decapitate Santa Claus in a kindergarten class.

"Neurofunk is the fun-free culmination of jungle's strategy of cultural resistance: the eroticization of anxiety."

by For2 May 7, 2010

Future funk

Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10

Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

septum funk

The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.

It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.

I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.

by hell's bells June 27, 2007