Fitso

Any fitness obsessed busy body who judges all life from the scale, tape measure, BMI, etc. and gets pleasure out of analyzing the health and the self-perceived imminent death of anyone he/she comes in contact with who disagrees with them.

Also often coupled with delusional belief that they will: A) Never become ill. B) Never die.

" I don't care if your blood pressure and blood sugar are normal, if you don't lose that last three pounds you are gonna die die die !"

" When are you gonna relax and stop being such a Fitso, I swear ?"

by Sir HIIMX August 18, 2009

pipe fitting

when two males place their erect penis's head to head, and pull the others foreskin over the tip of their own dick.

craig: im tired of givving and taking it to the ass
alex: excatly lets pipe fit tonight

by kirkels June 5, 2005

Fitter

To update ones Facebook status more often, therefore eliminating the need for a Twitter account.

Why don't you just fitter about it?

If I had an iPhone, all I would do would be fitter!

by shockheaded October 29, 2009

fitocracy

Fitocracy - a social network where white knights who don't lift trade foreveralone fist bumps with women who pretends to lift.

Jokes aside, seriously supportive community.

Flowchart of of DYEL fitocrat male:

1. Look! HAES teenage girl barbell lounges 315lbs for reps on fitocracy.

2. Give props because that's totally plausible and there's a deceptively hot myspace photo.

by cwjzhnxx January 16, 2013

Fitties

1. Fat titties
2. A group on facebook that are perfect in everyway.
3. A Family

1. Daaaamn son, yo chick has some FITTIES
2. I love my fitties so much xoxooxox kees
3. Fitties are the best.

by fittiesarenotfattitties October 14, 2012

fattoush

Originating in what is now modern day Syria, "fattoush" began as a derogatory term for a weak, beta, or otherwise girly man. It's current usage arose after the first man ordered a salad rather than meat, causing his friends to exclaim "ya lah min fatush sakhif" ("what a silly fattoush!" in English). Modern usage of the original derogatory meaning is now largely limited to the American Upper Midwest region.

Hey Cory, you're a fattoush!

by tumbleweaves July 24, 2019

Fatto

The correct and cool way of calling someone or something fat

Weird guy bumps into popular girl
Popular girl: Eww get off of me fatto

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022