Fatty Taint Syndrome

Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.

My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.

by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019

fatty chaz

the fattet gay boi round he likes snowing everywhere with his flaky skin

you better watch out for that fatty chaz he finger ur ass pretty hard

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by the realist out here November 5, 2019

fatty bomb batty

The king of all joints.Long and fat rolled by hand using rips. containing tobacco and a whole lot of weed

yo, boss you gonna roll another fatty bomb batty coz there's some fellas comin' and regular aint gonna do it.

by happy buddah July 20, 2006

Fatty 'J'

A term used to talk about a huge 'joint' or 'blunt'.

"Yo man, lemme get a hit off Fatty 'J'."

by Ylrebmik August 5, 2009

Fatty ghost

The act of blow a cloud of vapor from ones mouth, and then inhaling the previously exhaled smoke in a douchey manner.

Yo, Chad just ripped a fatty ghost, what an asshole right!

by Willie_P_13 June 5, 2019

Fatty McButterpants

Possibly the best thing you can call a fat person.

Hey Fatty McButterpants, are you going to down that Big Mac™?

by Kadman July 21, 2008

fatty banger

Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.

Don't invite Lewis out tonight, that buster's a big time fatty banger.

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005