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Fappin

I was fappin my dick in my bed last night
by Gaylad18 June 9, 2018
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E-fapper

To boast about oneself or ones succeses on the internet. Can also mean to excessively discuss something to a level of detail which comes across as condescending, constantly pointing out how superior one is in terms of knowledge, moral standpoints and so on. Usually these people need to have the last word in a discussion for example on Facebook.
"Yo man remember that DJ kid we saw the other day on tumbler, his profile all about promoting himself to fuck and no other blog posts besides that?"
"Sure what about him?"
"I posted a pix of a dude with a huge penis on his blog, maybe he realizes that way what a big e-fapper he is".

" Geez, Martin is such an e-fapper, he always has some sort of avantgarde opinion on everything or his comment is so smartass that it kills the whole Facebook thread."
by Kski August 10, 2014
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Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.
I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.
by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017
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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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Fapple

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...
Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...
by I am depressed... February 21, 2011
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fapple

Verb. To fapple. Fappling.

To tap ones foot in a moment of humour. Replaces, or combines with, laughter.
Charlotte malkeed Seonaid, and we all fappled.
by Damres November 6, 2005
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