AU Ford Falcon

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.

Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Ford Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

fallon

Mysterious and hottest girl in secaucus high school and north jerz

Even fallon's laugh makes me hard

by mruknowwhoitis September 20, 2011

Mother Falcon

A totally awesome band hailing from Austin, Tx. Composed of high school and college kids, they started approximately in January 2008, and have grown to over 12 members. Most of their music is written by members of Mother Falcon, but play do covers as well. Genre can best be described as "Classical Pop", as all their instruments are acoustic.

Steve: whoa dude, I just saw Mother Falcon play, and it totally blew me away. They're gonna be at ACL soon.

A hot girl named Sarah and her equally hot friend Julia
Sarah: Those guys in Mother Falcon are so hot! I want to get with all of them!
Julia: Yeah I agree. The only thing is, I get the lead singer and that cello player confused...I can't tell them apart.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess. Hey what's your favorite song?
Julia: Well it used to be "Dancing Shoes", but it got old. Now I like "Marigold" or "Just to see her smile" the best.
Sarah: Yeah, those are better than "Dancing Shoes"

by matrixtrout03 October 21, 2008

fagonometry

the study of being gay and/or lame

Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.

by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

Captain Falcon

Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"

Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo

by Dr. Stewart August 27, 2003

Falkner

Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol

1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL

by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010

Sarah Fallon

A sexy red-headed Shakespearean actress. Looks good in a corset. Brings the added bonus of a whip to the bedroom.

Favorite Phrase:

"Sarah Fallon: Hot like Salsa, Smooth Like Chocolate... Come taste me."

by The Oedipus Complex February 26, 2009