Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af

Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell

by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017

election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election

When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!

by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.

-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.

by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017

Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.

by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020