Emil Jansson

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.

S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021

Emil

A man blessed with a 12 inch penis but zero bitches

This mf really like emil, alone on a Friday night

by 12inchChode January 15, 2021

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

emile

little , blonde haire usually wears a pink hoodie and goes to pdm in pei sec 4

look it emile the boy

by baddie08 January 22, 2022

mikkel emil

The most beautiful person in the whole World ! True, kind, caring, funny, deep, amazing,wonderful and a lot more. A healing soul that brings positivity, truth and deep honest love into your life ! Everybody should have a Mikkel Emil.

Mikkel Emil is a deep and loving soul.

by TrueLove2017 February 2, 2017

Emil

A very small human being. Often a ginger, gets mad easily.

Oh look it's the midget! Nah it's Emil.

by Emil_support_GetThatHeightEmil March 5, 2019