blowing the elf

Smoking, mainly tobacco. When smokers hunch over to light up it looks as if they're performing a service on a small being cupped in their hands. Thus, blowing the elf.

The phrase blowing the elf was coined by a highschool student sick of assholes blowing smoke in her face.

"Dude, don't blow the elf around me, it smells."

by Sara March 30, 2005

bloody elf

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!

by G. Thomas August 14, 2008

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge May 13, 2005

Night Elf Mohawk

Mr T's Class/Race in World of Warcraft

"Hi I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk."

by YNG March 18, 2008

Canadian Elf

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.

JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

papa elf

Instead of Daddy, call your man papa elf around Christmas time to really get in the spirit

"Can you go lower?"
"No problem Papa Elf"

by Bbbydg December 4, 2016

pervy hobbit/elf fancier

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003