Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014

Ear Music

When you sing a song in your head, stop, and swear you hear it playing in the background.

Person 1:Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... doo.... dooooooooo!
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music

by Yurdaayeehoo December 1, 2010

Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.

Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.

by garboojizz November 15, 2021

Cunt Ear

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.

'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'

by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018

Ear hustler

Eavesdropper

Susan is an ear hustler.

by Urrbanjoe1 December 26, 2016

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 28, 2017