Douglas

PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKEN TRASH. Would you go up to a horse shit and say hi? No. So why is it any different to talking to Douglas. It’s a fucking waste of time. He’s a fucking asshole who thinks he’s hot, but he’s the ugliest bitch you will ever fucking meet. Commonly Asian, so don’t let him drive you anywhere If you don’t wanna be in a car accident but i mean if you want to die or get brain damage, then go the fuck ahead. Douglas, you are an asshole, you aren’t cool so i don’t know why you think you are. You need to realise that treating people the way you do will not get you anywhere in the future. So if you could fucken get it together that would be great. 👍🏼

John: hey Douglas
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴

by Yohandre July 20, 2019

Douglas

A sexy beast. Only for an emma

Look it’s Douglas! He’s dating Emma!

by Emma loves douglas March 27, 2019

Douglasdale

Douglasdale - Often confused with Sandton, is actually a residential area in Randburg, Gauteng

I live in Sandton, when I actually mean Douglasdale, when I truly mean Randburg

by Danz2453 August 22, 2019

Douglas

A cutie whois your best friend. No one hates him and he is never annoying. He has a ugly girlfriend. But he he is a greet dad. But he will always treat you right girl or boy. He is always fun to talk to and be around and he never has anything bad to say. Sometimes he is stupid tho. He dresses pretty nice and where’s braces. But Douglas is the one of the best people to be friends with and he will always be there for you.

You need to meet Douglas

by Randy Boi October 20, 2019

Douglas

Australian slang for a Kangaroo's uterus.

Oi mate that Kangaroo is so pregnant you can see it's Douglas.

by Snooj_Fire June 4, 2020

Douglas

To shove a thermometer down your d1ckh0l3 with the tip of the thermometer being 1000 degrees while a raptor furry eats sh1t coming out of your 4ssh0l3

DOUGLAS ME I FORGOT THE MILK

by rsthegwhre ewers June 28, 2020

Douglas

A guy who's totally a d*ck, doesn't care about anyone but himself, probably w a god-like personality. Has a big penis tho

Person 1: I think Douglas is really handsome!
Person 2: He kicked a dog yesterday Jessi

by Kn1ve5 July 12, 2020