by Altyen December 18, 2018
Get the dried noodles mug.Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
by jevanyn November 14, 2011
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The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, Coca Cola.
Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
Yes...I think I'll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. Oh, and a Diet Coke, I'm trying to lose weight.
by O-Zone Assasin July 21, 2004
Get the Diet Coke mug.What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls
Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
by Dangerous G April 12, 2004
Get the cabbage soup diet mug.a diet plan that entails foregoing one's usual meal regimen and replacing it with a substantially meeker allowance of nutriment. Usually such diets last a few days to a week and are implemented prior to an upcoming event that the dieter wants to lose weight for.
Such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.
Such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.
I started a crash diet on wednesday so I can fit into my prom dress this weekend.
Stephanie passed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.
Stephanie passed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.
by patty hearst August 7, 2006
Get the crash diet mug.(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard
(aka Fatkins Diet)
(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
Get the Atkins Diet mug.n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.
Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.
Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.
Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.
by JimChach March 15, 2004
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