Xavier Dolaning

To do your patents really dirty (bonus points if it's your mom) by writing a book or a movie about how horrible they were to you when you were a kid

person A: Hey, I saw your son's movie about you.

person B: That movie was so harsh! He made me look like a really bad guy.
person A: Yeah you were victim of a pretty bad Xavier Dolaning.

by pasta di ligma April 26, 2023

Dolan

someone's ex that was not famous before their breakup, but has since then become a celebrity/someone well known.

I miss Garret. Too bad hes a total Dolan, I don't think I'd be able to even get in contact with him now.

by onisionsmellslikehotdogwater April 4, 2020

Grayson Dolan

A hologram bitch no one can be that perfect

Person 1: have you ever met Grayson Dolan?

Person 2: no he’s a hologram.

by Dixiesmith April 20, 2020

Dolan

An extremely small penis.

He said he has a Lawrence but it was only a Dolan.

by Johnnyshortcock February 25, 2020

ethan dolan

my husband :)

person - yo who is that?

me - my husband, ethan dolan

by ilovethedaddydolans May 20, 2020

Joe Dolan

A phrase used in Ireland to refer to unemployment benefit (The Dole), paying homage to the showband style singer Joe Dolan, who was the only Irish singer to reach number one in the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s.

John: "Any luck finding a job yet?"
Brian: "No man, still stuck on the Joe Dolan"

by Dick Cheeseman October 12, 2020

yellow dolan

A Euphemism to jokingly refer to a YouTube video's being demonitised as a fun feature rather than a punishment. It looks like a little yellow coin with a "D" on it, hence the name.

"I'll say whatever I want on YouTube, I don't care about getting one of those Yellow Dolans in the corner of my video"

by AnthonyIsKill June 8, 2022