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The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.
Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!
by kaybearbee September 25, 2011
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Dry Docked

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"
by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011
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daikenkai

A song that originated on the game Pop'n Music. It's always been overplayed on DDRand always will be. It's fun on games such as PercussionFreaks, Pop'n Music, and Beatmania, but annoying on DDR
Let's abolish Daikenkai in a new constitutional amendment!
-or-
kid: I wanna play the funky "D" song!
me: NOT DAIKENKAI!
by Vampy-poo February 2, 2005
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docked

meaning to be stationary, or kept in one place. Derrived from Dirty Sam in New Providence, NJ.
Man I'm docked this weekend.

(meaning I'm grounded and can't go anywhere and stationary)
by Prince Vegeta August 11, 2004
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dokey

synonym for a penis, dick, cock, schlong, or the male reproductive organs
Can I play with your dokey?
by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008
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dockerbilly

an aging rockabilly fan who has since grown older and started wearing chinos and v-neck sweaters to concerts.
I went to the Social Distortion show last night and saw all the middle-aged dockerbillies sipping merlot in the crowd.
by Chris Albrecht November 17, 2004
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Dikeadelic

A nice/insulting word describing female homosexuality
She's so dikeadelic; I saw her with another girl last tuesday.
by Yume January 21, 2006
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