Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021

Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 27, 2022

dinked

To be stupid, nuts, crazy, dumb, weird.

You've gone dinked.

by robanator June 18, 2014

Dinked

Dink was the midget wrestling partner of doink the clown from wwf who was infamous for poking wrestler in the butt hole

friend bend over and you poke him in the butthole.. dude you totally just dinked me...

by Abusiveimp October 26, 2011

Dirty dicked

When a guy sleeps or recieves oral sex from a girl who has previously within the last 24 hours had sex with another guy or given another guy oral sex.

"wow i cant believe I hooked up with that totally hot girl."
"Dude that i just slept with that girl 5 hours ago, you totally got dirty dicked."

by HandyJobby July 24, 2009

dicked

You just got nailed by the police.
P Plate scum.

Hey man Pettett and Christie just dicked ( dikt) me. Don't go to Knox.

by . April 3, 2004

Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you

Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.

by ZStan September 1, 2009