by Larryc July 2, 2004
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Tom: "Huh, What the hell are you talking about?"
Adam: "Discomouth..."
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by Snackipack November 7, 2009
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Derivative of discombobulate- where it has more than confused you but has fcked your mind up as well.
I tried getting directions from the foreign guy that owns that store, but I'm even more discombooblefuct than I was when I was just lost!
by chzplz April 13, 2011
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Traveller1: "Hey, wanna catch a bite before we board?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"
Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"
Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
by TedDeadMan August 11, 2011
Get the Discompoopulated mug.Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.
by JJ Taylor Lautner is a hottie December 3, 2014
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by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015
Get the Dicomma mug.The surgical performance of reaching into someone's asshole and removing their shit with your own hands.
"The Doctor started to discompact Johnny as he put his hand in up his ass and removed the poop causing constipation."
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