Dillion

A white guy with a big dick

"There goes dillion, he destroyed me last night"

by Dillion52 March 30, 2017

dallin jones

biggest. loser. ever.

whoa, dallin got laid last night? i bet it was a man.

by nick May 19, 2004

drunk dialing

A phone call not just while under the influence as many say but because you ARE under the influence. Alcohol makes people more talkitive and open, therefore calling people to talk is much more likely under the circumstances. The following call (usually from a male to a female) is entitled "drunk dialing"
Also happens on coke

Tom was drunk dialing me yesterday he said some stupid shit
Yea you should stop sucking his dick for 2 months

by nego October 7, 2006

Diflicted.

Someone/something that is very distorted. The object/person is usually very fucked up looking, or very fugly. Short for ugly, retarted or messed up.

That building's shape is diflicted.
That piece of art has a diflicted shape.
Jans face is ugly and diflicted
I don't understand why this is so diflicted.
Timmy from southpark is diflicted.

by                      October 11, 2006

Dillin

Is basically everything that is in the definition of Shaylee but is slightly better in every way perceivable

Wow Dillin is so COOL!

by Most definitely NOT Dillin May 21, 2018

didling

The act of shoving a rolled up newspaper into a rectum cavity

"Jack was didling me with a newspaper on the bus"

by Flabzilla.Did I hear starbucks May 19, 2016

dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.

"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008