Destroy Dick Decade

This starts on January 1st 2020 and lasts until January 1st 2030, No Nut November will not count until then.

John: Yooo dude this will be the last No Nut November for a decade!
Mike: Wtf why?
John: Destroy Dick Decade is coming up, remember?
Mike: Oh yeahh.

by RareDoggo02 November 8, 2019

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Destroy Dick December

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times

Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go

by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

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on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light

are you ready for destroy dick december bro.h..

by helloiamgay November 4, 2018

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Dudestroyer

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.

"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."

by BorisSDT September 10, 2011

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Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".

Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."

by ESB275 December 13, 2018

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destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

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