DoDo DeFatty

Glen De Fatty’s massive, chunky dog. So fat he looks like a walking meatball. Doesn’t walk — just waddles. Eats everything Glen drops, including whole pizzas. Basically a fat blob with ears. People say he’s just Glen’s twin but in dog form.

"Dodo DeFatty ate a whole chicken then passed out on Glen’s belly."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

Luca DeFatty

Glen DeFatty’s ultra-fatass son. Born premature after crawling out the womb waving a Big Mac. Allergic to salad. Waddles, wheezes, and eats nonstop. Weighs more than the family dog Dodo De Fatty. Known for breaking strollers, snoring through meals, and crying when the fridge closes. He's always looking to eat and fall asleep on Glen's big belly.

"Luca DeFatty rolled off the couch again — Glen just tossed him another nugget."

by Louis Solah August 4, 2025

King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?

by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

Dip and Departure

When you dip your balls in your girls ass then departure from her asshole.

Brady: dips balls in hot sauce for a spicy surprise

Liv: put it in daddy
Brady: Bet Jew

Liv: Screams in pain
Brady: departures
Liv: Fuck he just dip and departure

by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019

Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020

Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020