deception

what you get by watching Christopher Nolan’s Inception.
it bores you to death and at some point you start dreaming of watching a better movie...

INception!? srsly... i got bored to death! what a DEception...

by tonysilva August 12, 2010

decatur

an extremely small town in texass with houses nowhere near it available. Almost everyone is beautiful, but with sucky personalities and almost every girl will get pregnant time and time again before she even graduates highschool. it has a shit movie theatre where you can never watch a movie without it getting fucked up. The entertainment of decatur consists of walmart, mexicans, and tanner turlington. Everyone knows everyone and there's no such thing as a secret. Lucky people who live in towns with a population of over 1000 with probably make fun of you by replacing the d-e-c with dick or dyke. everyone rides horses but almost no one listens to country music. the highschool is the nicest thing in the whole damn town, and you will be reminded of it every time you get caught chewing gum in the building.

i fucked my cousin then rode my horse to decatur.

Decatur. Where even the name is country.

"lets order hookers man!"
"nah lets just go to decatur"

by tonto ridin the buffalo October 9, 2008

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

brown eyed deception

This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.

Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.

by Tylerr from vegas May 24, 2007

decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.

Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.

by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009

Decepticon

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.

"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."

by M. Godhammur, J.R. December 23, 2007

deceptacon

man made woman or woman made man. some parts are transformed.

dudes watch out she's a deceptacon, autobots roll out.

by uchiha elitist January 1, 2010