Dock it and Chill

Said to people that are stressed out about life, work, school, etc.

Also used when on a boat, when you need to lay low or want to stop somewhere for a bite to eat or something to drink.

Means slow down for a minute and take a breath and then start from there

or

Stop what your doing and relax for awhile / Take a Break / Lock it up

Jeff : I won't be able to go to Univeristy next year and my girlfriend dumped me , and my cat died and I lost my Job

Zach: Dude Just Dock it and Chill

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Pirate one : We need to ditch the drugs
Pirate two : We just need to Dock it and Chill for a few hours

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Captian : this looks like a good place to stop for a beer
First Mate : Dock it and Chill

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Nic : I think we can get the painting done before 5 pm
Mitch : It's Lunch time now so just Dock it and Chill

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Peter: This biology homework sucks
Ben: lets Dock it and Chill and watch some tv !

by 1989 April 24, 2007

Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.

Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!

by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.

Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).

by fknpwnd May 29, 2009

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.

Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.

by Conman75 July 19, 2021

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016