Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.
Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today
by greyhound21 July 02, 2009
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Tiktok disease

tiktok is a disease it easily spreads throughout any school especially when all the E-boys and E-girls come to play.
I see so much kids in the hallway making videos it must be the tiktok disease.
by Cringle puffs November 14, 2019
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behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.
That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.
by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003
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Disease Van

a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.
Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.

Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.

Guy 1: oh fuck off !!
by Phatlipz January 06, 2009
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Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.
Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"
by 99Anonymous99 October 11, 2006
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Hoe Disease

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool
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beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease
by hannah parker March 28, 2008
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