Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.

Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today

by greyhound21 July 2, 2009

Disease Van

a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.

Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.

Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.

Guy 1: oh fuck off !!

by Phatlipz January 6, 2009

Tiktok disease

tiktok is a disease it easily spreads throughout any school especially when all the E-boys and E-girls come to play.

I see so much kids in the hallway making videos it must be the tiktok disease.

by Cringle puffs November 13, 2019

behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead

Are you diagnosed with the michael disease?

by zsia December 24, 2021