curveball

A particularly difficult issue, obstacle, or problem. Named after the equally tricky baseball pitch.

The professor really threw me a curve ball with that last exam test.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Curved Swords

It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.

They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

by Serizawa February 27, 2012

Corvette ZR1

A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.

Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?

Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?

Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!

Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.

by TZG_Eleven May 27, 2011

The Cure

The best fucking band in the entire fucking world.

Lovely lyrics. Orgasmic voice. Dark, huge, echoing sound, bouncing off the insides of your fucking head. Spiraling noise disintegrating in your fucking mind. Amazing words making you want to fucking melt, seethe, love, die. A beautiful voice that just kills you. An amazing fucking band that never grows old.

And Robert Smith is just... fuck. Fucking amazing.

No fucking questions asked.

"Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces I'll pull out my heart, and I'll feed it to anyone. Crying for sympathy, crocodiles cry for the love of the crowd and the three cheers from everyone." - The Cure, Disintegration

by CloseToLovecats June 7, 2009

Curved trees

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way

Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees

by Kskyep April 11, 2019

Cruvered

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.

Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.

by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016

Carveola Incident

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918

Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021