You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.
Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?
by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021
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Get the cumpent mug.The designated pocket you've chosen to store your cum in while you're out and about, usually located on your comrades jeans.
Yo ma guy the other day me and Kyle went down to the mall, while browsing jeans I just needed to empty myself, luckily Kyle was walking around with 2 of my cumpocket's
by Bissenㅤ October 18, 2021
Get the Cumpocket mug.When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.
I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.
by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022
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Get the cumpusulated mug.A portmanteau of the words cumshot and compilation. When a brother from another mother edits the best part of a bunch of pornographic videos (the cumshot) together, you get a cumpilation. It saves you the time of watching the whole video to get to the part you probably like the most. In addition, you do not need to acquire all the videos to get all the cumshots. For example, if Remy LaCroix is your favorite pornstar, a cumpilation will gather all her cumshots together to view in a row. Kind of like when people edit all the best jokes or scenes in a movie into one short clip.
Man, thank goodness someone made a cumpilation of Jada Stevens. I was gonna dedicate a whole weekend to downloading all her videos, but now I just have to download that one cumpilation. Whoever made it is a real time saver!
by Patrick Bateman Bale December 23, 2021
Get the cumpilation mug.Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
by Chlobba March 19, 2022
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