crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

by Alvin G. June 19, 2006

Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

by pussycrunchingqueen January 4, 2009

couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

Crushing Guts

Another term for sex or fucking. Going too deep and bottoming out in a chick.... or a dude if your a faggot.

(chick) "Just the thought of you inside me crushing guts makes me wet" (guy) You are welcome!

by HBK and Jimmy January 7, 2011

conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

Uterus Crushing

Sex with a girl under the age of 13.

Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing

by T.T. Tin Tin October 30, 2010