crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus July 01, 2018

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Burden of crooked smile

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.

"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."

by Crooked Smile FTC November 18, 2020

racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities

Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016