counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.

I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills

by Gimlet McQuade November 28, 2013

Crunching sticks

Playing a very intense game on the Nintendo 64. The term originated from the sound made by the joystick of a Nintendo 64 controller.

"That game of Super Smash Bros. was so intense! We were crunching sticks hard."

by Hippopotamus90 February 19, 2010

Counting in Cheetos

When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.

A. I've had sex with 64 women.
B. Bullshit, you must be counting in Cheetos.

by m.ick January 18, 2011

Counting Crows

1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.

2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.

hey, its long december! i love counting crows!

what? wait... really?

what do you mean? they're a really good band.

i hope your kids die of rabies.

by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

Crouching

To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.

Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.

Co-creator: Tyler C.

"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"

"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."

by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit

Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 22, 2004

Crunchin

What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.

"Dude - are you crunchin?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Ew, man, that's gross!"

by Arabea July 2, 2008