Might could

phrase used by most southerners and Redneck teachers named susan

Sudent:Miss i didnt finsh my essay
Teacher:We might could try a little harder next time

by Senior Team April 28, 2008

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

by Fake Namezz March 1, 2008

Coldarm

(a) A Virgin.
(b) One who lives in his mother's basement
(c) Someone who masturbate's profusely.

Poor dude's been spankin it alone so long he's got a coldarm.

by WilliamJr August 3, 2006

could best

to have done somthing better than others

how was it possible that Ultima’s powers could best not only that of a modern man of medicine, but that of a priest.

by DUDE418 April 14, 2010

I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

if looks could kill

A phrase used to denote a glare or angry look at someone that is so intense, it would kill someone with just the intensity of the emotion behind it (if that were possible). Typically used when someone is extremely angry about something but can’t openly speak about it.

“I heard she caught him cheating and left, but they ran into each other at the party last night. If looks could kill, he’d already be dead.”

by wordley September 20, 2022

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012