Conkey

When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.

Woah! Look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to pull a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Conker

slur referring to active members on the testosterone x gaming discord server founded by jake rix

andrew is a fukn conker that nga

by tapmw September 22, 2025

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Foot conky

A stupid hoe

Ryleigh is a foot conky

by lovvebug November 30, 2017

lauren conklin

DEAD

Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO

by laurensaiddieisthename May 7, 2018

Grace conklin

Grace is a person who smells like beef and will shit in your grass. Also likes bug heads

Grace Conklin smells like beef

by Poop.smeller2002 October 2, 2018

max conklin

a very sweet man who loves to cuddle with then homies. he may have a chode, but its still satifcatory

I love max Conklin, hes so hot

by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa February 14, 2020