Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.

Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.

Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.

see Goldwasser.

Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.

"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn September 1, 2005

Cona

a really nice guy who everyone loves and every girl wants to be with. He can always make you laugh when you are sad by doing small things like pulling funny faces. He is a good mate and will always defend you no matter what the problem. Although he can seem shy once you get to know him then all you can do is smile when you see him.

Girl: I so love cona
2nd girl: He is an amazing person...i think every girl loves him
Girl: -sigh- I wish he was my boyfriend

by <3m<3 December 13, 2009

Conjavious

1. Well dressed gentleman.

2. Great friend who'd be perfectly honest.

3. Hard-working.

Get a conjavious in your life.

by Kingp2011 December 20, 2016

Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Conasa

what all da coOl people say.
conasaaa , it means coochie, pussy, crotch, THE FEMALE PRIVATE PART

look at that conasa.
look at that pussy

by mikep(; September 24, 2009