Conchita

A sexy ass motherfucker. She's possibly the most epic person you will ever meet.

Tom: Did you see Conchita?
Jerry: Yeah, she's amazing!

by SexyAssCoolKid June 28, 2011

coachable

Able to be cajoled into oral sex. Urged on to perform oral sex by a male partner.

Steve is very coachable.

by Justin Hamilton April 28, 2005

Conchizz One

The Famous 1v1 Player Killer in Runescape. Uses all choices of weapons/amour to get a kill. Enjoyed by many to watch while He is in combat

Wow Conchizz One totally owned him.

by runescape player killer June 23, 2009

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 16, 2005

conch

the slimy sliver of stinky skin on a womans pussy-boner

that is the grossest smelliest conch ive ever seen

by jhbfksbcbkhbfjhbv May 31, 2007

Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

conch

Anything and everything, often people are offended by its over-usage

punch window trampoline bacardi

Mr. Mohr likes the conch.

by baCONCHi safe CONCH car May 16, 2006