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stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.
I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.
by Mattemo March 16, 2009
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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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obsessive compulsive reloader

A term used to define a gamer who plays FPS games and reloads their gun constantly. The gamer may reload after every kill, or reload just to keep a full mag.
Call of Duty Player 1: Why do you reload after every kill?
Call of Duty Player 2: I have Obsessive Compulsive Reloader (OCR)
by dukezap1 January 2, 2014
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer
November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!
by Lemveon November 19, 2021
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Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...
by ratel_8 December 13, 2022
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Campus Safetyism

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")
Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.
by MoribundMurdoch July 18, 2021
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