There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

computer

A £2000 paper-weight

A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.

by gothboy September 14, 2003

Computer

A device usually used for entertainment purposes.

I use the computer to play games with.

by Nevermore November 5, 2003

computer-generated imagery

(CGI) Animated graphics produced by computer and used in film or television.

The movie Shrek uses CGI.

by illEATurHARTout May 14, 2004

Computer Ninja

A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.

"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"

by Hedgehog Review October 5, 2009

vanilla computer

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.

Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.

by Hoomber December 14, 2008