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Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.
Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!
by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012
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Midwest Bus Company

A place with corrupt staff, and a place 11 year olds go to admin abuse. Home of the worst development ever and trash buses. Want to buy robux on the blackmarket? Say less buy from MBC they will sell you limiteds and roblox for USD extra.
Oh look they must be from Midwest Bus Company.
by OkBob January 4, 2023
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Compact

A short girl with a big ass, big titties or both.
Friend 1: You moved on from your last girl yet?

Friend 2: Yea, take a look *shows picture*

Friend 1: Damn that bitch compact
by Benefactor#1070 November 29, 2019
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The DBZ Combat Scene

Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12

This is when you take you expend huge amounts of emotion and energy in kissing, rubbing and licking your girlfriend, playing with her and engaging in other forplay, then, when she is begging for it, whip out your dick and start beating off, telling her how great its going to be when she finally gets it. Never actually have sex.
"Giver her the old DBZ Combat Scene
by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005
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combat buzz

Drinking to a point where you are not impaired but have lost some feeling in the body to gain an edge in a fight.

Drinking to not feel physical pain.
Man 1: come on we need to get to the field for the rumble

Man 2: hold on I need to get my combat buzz first

Even though Mike hit Dan repeatedly in the stomach and face Dan did not feel it because of his combat buzz.
by Der Kapitan October 15, 2006
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Combat Barbie

A Combat Barbie is a hard as nails girl who looks hot. She is the kind of girl who wears designer clothes but doesn't care if she drags them through three feet of mud to get a taxi home. Even so when she wears anything it appears to be an item of designer clothing, even when it is not. She exudes confidence and has brains as well as looks.

She is intimidating and may be taller than an average girl. Even though she probably wears makeup she just looks naturally stunning. She can kill with just a look. The air observed by a man that receives mere attention, a grope, a kiss or full sexual contact from a Combat Barbie is that of gratitude. Men and women worship her even though they know she will tread on them.

A Combat Barbie will generally be found few and far between and are generally prized girlfriends, worshiped from afar and envied by other girls. A Combat Barbie will usually not be a gossip and unlike her antithesis the Bimbo does not generally associate with a large group of girls similar in appearance to herself. However a Combat Barbie will always be a topic of conversation for others, most of these people do not have the confidence to talk to her personally. Unlike the Bimbo the Combat Barbie is not needy, may have a place in many friendship groups and can easily talk to others from seemingly totally different groups as she is not threatened by difference.

It is easy for a Combat Barbie to become self obsessed. She is usually at some points in her life the target of hate campaigns or sabotage by others who envy her. These two things can easily be her undoing and can lead her towards behaving more like a Bimbo or losing her confidence at which point her status may be lost.

A true Combat Barbie usually has solid family and friends who help keep her head on the ground. She will be unaware of most of the things said about her unless she becomes famous. Without a strong support system and someone who reality checks her, a Combat Barbie can loose her status easily. To be a Combat Barbie is a position of social and sexual power, which can be short-lived. It involves maintaining an almost sociopath disregard for what others think and at the same time social game playing at an expert level.
"Watch out she's some combat barbie!" <indicating to a friend he will have to lift his game to get this girl to go near him>

Ted to Tim "you think you're going to shag that girl you were chatting to at the bar tonight?"
Tim to Ted <shrugs to show he's not too sure> "She's one combat barbie. I'll be so lucky".

"Wow princess you a combat barbie!" <an exclamation of surprise when a girl who with an incredibly groomed appearance does something which shows she's tough/strong/resourceful/intelligent.>

Ross: “Nah Chardine was way too much of a Combat Barbie if you know what I’m saying. She kept coming out with all that stuff, it made me look like a fool. I didn’t work this hard to be a Dr and then have some bitch make me feel like that. I want me a fine little nurse who’ll look good on my arm – u know what I’m sayin!”.
<they handslap then sit down to watch the game>
Pete: “You know everyone’s saying Chardine wasn't into you”
Ross: “Erm…”
Pete: “Isn’t she seeing that brain surgeon from New Zealand?”
Ross: “Well…”
Pete: “I saw her with the dude yesterday. I didn’t know you n Chardine were serious!” <laughing> “what was it man? Like one date”.
<they sit silently for a moment>
Pete: "did you even get in her pants? I would love get near that tight ass!".

"I gotta get me that Combat Barbie, I'm done with these bimbos. When I get her I'm gonna marry her".
by LoisLane January 29, 2006
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Weighted Companion Cube

Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.

It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
by J J Bakes December 20, 2007
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