technology coma

when you come home from work school etc. and surround yourself in the world of technology. includes things such as tv,payperview, texting, facebook, myspace, amazon, twitter, phone calls, xanga, stickam, etc.
Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.
john: hey what's up tina?
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.
by itsfreakingme March 13, 2009
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crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.
That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.
by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010
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Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.
"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
by BillyBlueRanger September 06, 2011
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Power Coma

When you intend to take a 20 minute power nap and you wake up 2 hours later.
I was so tired after work today I just wanted to rest my eyes for a few minutes. The next thing I know, I wake up two hours later and discover that my power nap has turned into a power coma.
by CydInSLC January 20, 2011
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beauty coma

An extension of the term beauty sleep, beauty coma implies that a person is so unattractive they must sleep for up to several years in order to become beautiful.
1: "Well, I think I'll hit the hay. I need my beauty sleep."
2: "Girl, with what you got goin' on, you gonna need a beauty coma! Mmm mmm."
by ben236 December 14, 2007
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marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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laughing coma

to laugh so much, that you go into a coma.
For example, instead of being hit my a bus and put into a coma, you would be hit by a statement(preferably a funny one) that would put you into a laughing coma. Which will then cause you to laugh...alot.
by Wells Fargo March 02, 2008
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