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colonic

The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".

The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.

You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.

WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).

Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
Dude, I had a colonic yesterday after I ate taco bell for lunch. My asshole is still on fire!
by ksumarine April 26, 2005
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colton

A loving, outgoing, possible scene kid, usually loveable, happy, surprisingly buff, gets mad easily, possibly bi-polar, would make a PERFECT relationship partner, good with spelling, smart, loving heart for anyone, is very attractive, a little self-fish, very stylish, creative, funny, open minded, has many talents, brave, trustworthy, never lets you down, is strong-willed about most things and is the best kind of guy or girl you could EVER MEET.

I'm never going to get over being a Colton. :)
OMG, Colton, why aren't you my boyfriend?
by Colton Rothert June 1, 2011
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Sex slave colony

A colony that people live in where they can be away from the rest of society and can live out there sex slave fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others there masters.
John's living in a sex slave colony.
by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2010
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Colonsequences

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009
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Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.
The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.
by lmao26 December 16, 2010
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colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor
The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005
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Colton

Colton is very tall usually shy has a very big penis and is great in relationships and fucking
OMG Colton and I had sooooo much fun last night!!
by FoeyJrisone February 25, 2017
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