Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

Ziqry is just like Calen lol

by Secyakmal February 24, 2019

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Clenchy

That tightening feeling you get in your jaw when you eat or drink something.

Adam ate a plum earlier in the week and while on the phone with Toya, he asks "did you have a plum" she replies with "yes" and he says "they were so clenchy!!"

by toyadam July 14, 2011

Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.

"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."

by Marc IRL December 15, 2011

Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013

clend

to clean in the past tense.
Pronounced: (kl-end)

I clend my car today.

by Jeffro Martini January 3, 2008

clenchus

a slang word for a puckered anus

After his mom threw open the door to his room, he immediately formed a clenchus.

by iamtron March 11, 2009