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Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
by The Washed Few March 8, 2019
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Coat Racked

When you pass out from being wasted and your friends carry you from party to party and put you on the couch with all the coats until they leave.
Bro, we Coat Racked you all night and hold your head up by the hair as you vomitted while we carried you around campus.
by C Shevs February 28, 2011
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Powder Coating

(N) when someone cums in your ass and then you turn around and fart in their face.
“He fucked me so hard, when I was done I felt like powder coating his face.”
by CarRSB November 21, 2020
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Coat Weed

Tiny pieces, flakes or perhaps even buds of Marijuana, which fall out of pipes, bowls, and carelessly closed plastic baggies into the coat pocket during transport.

In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.
Bob: "Hey Doug you got any weed eh?"

Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."

Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"
by Macabro81 December 31, 2012
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candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob
Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating
by tom1717 December 18, 2008
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Beer coat

A coat that is worn by a person who is slightly intoxicated. Marijuana may or may not be mandatory with said accessory.
"Damn that cunt and his beer coat."
by Smokey MacGyver October 12, 2013
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Fitty Coat

A coat which tends to be worn by a Fitty but when they two are combined Fitty + Fitty Coat it makes the girl much more desirable.
Mike - Ah m8, check her out...
Mark - Good spot m8, loving the fitty coat too
by Mark Jenkinson December 21, 2006
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