Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)

"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."

by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

clusterfucked

when there's an intolerable amount of things

I'll never make it out of this clusterfucked place

by 808ShroomZ April 5, 2019

Clusterfuckedness

Derived from clusterfuck pronounced cluster fuck ed ness

Gavin Williamson, soon to be ex minister for Education, is facing calls for his resignation due to his handling of the 2020 A level exams fiasco and his general clusterfuckedness.

by AngryfromNewCross August 17, 2020

Clusterfucked

Adding a new resource to your kubernetes cluster ending up in a thousand and one errors.

I created a new kubernetes resource for our API, but after deploying it's now Clusterfucked

by LiteralSpoon November 9, 2021

clusterfuckedupness

A continued state of chaos that doesn't end. A potpourri of clusterfucks that have been brought on by other people.

This lawsuit is in a constant state of clusterfuckedupness.

by FluttergirlCC March 31, 2022

Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009

Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010