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Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.
Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.
by Juhurty October 5, 2011
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cockblock

1. A Friend That Prevents you from getting da Clam
2. A Assiocate that Prevents you from getting some cunt
"God dammit, Josh fucking cockblocked me again, I guess Roofies will have to work next time"
by The Roosk May 18, 2005
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Cuckblock

Similar to the term Cockblock, this is when a woman attempts to Cheat in a relationship and gets exposed that they are cheating by having someone snitch on them to their boyfriend.
John: hey Joey Why’d you Jimmy and Julie Breakup?

Joey: well Julie was tryna go for my cock so I cuckblocked her
by Teamumizoomi September 29, 2020
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cockblock

when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...
its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...

-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
-emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight.
-jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit...

emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...

-emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart.
-lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know.
-emily: shieeeet meng
-jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo.
-killa: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY!
-emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn...
-jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard?
-emily: fo sho
-jay and emily: one.
-killa: for real i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.
by killa! September 16, 2008
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cockblock

1. To deny a horny partner sex as a means of control.
2. To forego expected vaginal coitus after reciveing oral sex.
3. To back out of an already initated sexual encounter.
My girl wanted it bad, but since she didn't cook I gave the lazy lady the cockblock.
by xylol April 17, 2006
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clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.
Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.
by YourPepPep January 21, 2011
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cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.
by poQ May 22, 2003
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