celebratable

Worthy of or cause for celebration or festivities

Insisted reunion must be celebratable.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009

Celebretarded

A condition that exists for those with minimal or no knowledge of celebrity gossip, news, or other information pertaining to the personal lives of actors/actresses, musicians, athletes, politicians, and other famous personalities.

"How could you not know Tom Cruise is a scientologist???? You're so celebretarded!"

by larrythelifter November 3, 2011

celebeer

Beer you buy for your friends to celebrate getting a job after two years of unemployment.

I'm buying you rounds of celebeer at Irish tonight!

by celica1740 May 7, 2013

anti-celebration

The shouting, swearing and general annoyance when your sports team concedes. Always a lot more fun when alcohol is involved.

When an anti-celebration will occur:
Opposition score
*Screaming at the top of your voice, whilst flailing your arms* "For fucks sake, you useless set of cunts; the Jews performed better in WWII"

by Gin the Dentist September 14, 2011

Going Home Celebration

1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).

Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.

by that guy who watches you December 27, 2009

celebits

Some more famous than infamous bits with exclusion of bytes. Related words: celeuks, celeints. Denoting celebrities that are not doing IT any more, plaintively stating, No sex please, we're British.

Give those celeuks versus celebrits a fair chance at beComing celebits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008