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class clutz 

The one kid in the class who can trip while sitting in a chair.
Jimmy is the class clutz. While tying his shoe, he knocked over a chair while simultaneously knocking a shelf of books on the teacher.
class clutz by Birdie570 October 3, 2013

Class like a Kardashian 

A person that lacks good taste, manners or ethics in their behavior. Reality TV celebrity family "The Kardashians" as an example.
"This girl has class like a Kardashian because she cheated on her boyfriend with another man.

class dank 

A generally great thing, like Armani. Not affiliated with marijuana. Class dank is good, classy, and all-around awesome. A word to replace swag.
"Dang, that new tux is class dank, man."

"Dude, have you seen the new kid Jerome? Kid's class dank."
class dank by typeprincessa February 23, 2015

Class 'splainer 

A person who thinks they can tell someone with a working class occupation (tradesperson/retail staff/food prep or service etc) how to do their job because 'how difficult can it be really'.

The typical class 'splainer has a degree level education or higher and seems to think their 2:2 in music tech qualifies them to explain plumbing to a plumber. You might overhear a class 'splainer lecture a 19 year old part time sales assistant on stock rotation before asking 'what kind of opperation are you running here', insisting that running out of a particular item is 'ridiculous' and demanding 100% discount for the inconvenience.

Some class 'splainers don't have much educational attainment but instead climbed the ranks of whatever leeching corportation was stupid enough to raise them to the dizzying hights of middle management after taking a night course in whatever defunct version of MS Office they're still running. Such individuals will try to compensate for feeling like an outsider at work by lording it over service staff often by insisting they 'don't see why you can't just {insert unreasonable demand}' and snorting 'it's hardly difficult'. These people might feel the need to affect an upper class British accent.

Any push back is met with some variation of who do you think you are / who do you think you're talking to. Intersects with mansplainer though sometimes women do it too.
Some condescending toff won't shut up about the EU regulations on pints, he keeps saying everythings ridiculous and demanding the finest wines.

He's a Class 'splainer, tell him he's barred!
Class 'splainer by flanderBang October 6, 2017

Class trial 

A class trial is a debate where the students taking part are trying to figure out which one of them killed another student

From the game Danganronpa
During the Class Trial you will present your arguments for who the killer is, and vote for ¨whodunnit¨ ~Monokuma

Class Boner 

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.
Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny
Class Boner by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019