Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts

We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon

by Slickyricky March 28, 2017

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The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

by Fogt December 16, 2017

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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

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higher than christmas

The half ass version of expressing that you are higher than the star at the top of the Christmas tree

Alex:"Chase, mixing 3 hits of acid and Grey Goose was a terrible idea, you need to stop"

Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"

by Chase grey December 20, 2008

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low income christmas

The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)

"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low Income Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."

"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low Income Christmas tomorrow"

by SnobSnob January 3, 2010

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