A condition that effects victims by making them think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely unaware, that they are completely clueless.
A: *sings the lyrics “bring me a higher love from “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood, as “bring me an iron lung”.
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?
by Jefferson Davis (JD) Fuller May 20, 2020
Get the Chronic Lyricosis mug.A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.
Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"
by ramsenn February 26, 2021
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A rare lung disease caused by covid-19. Your expiration and inspiration get affected which makes you have less oxygen consumption. This is is noticeable while exercising.
Doctor: "Sir, we've identified that you have a rare lung disease named chronbitis."
Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"
Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"
by Lyriss November 17, 2021
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by Demofisher December 30, 2021
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by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
Get the Chronic Coviditis mug.Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.
The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021
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They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User
by sakiv January 9, 2011
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