by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.
by SvenTwelve May 21, 2008
Jesus Christ is full of shit
by beinggayisachoice November 26, 2017
by Gabe June 23, 2003
A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
by Steriodsmademydicksmall September 16, 2008
When you get a lady to kneel before you ejaculate while crossing her arms. You then spooge in her mouth and say "body of christ" forcing her to not waste it and swallow.
by Redbaron3:16 January 26, 2010