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Christopher

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!
by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020
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Christapher

A Christapher is annoying little spastic. A Christapher would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Christapher is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
Did u here that Christapher guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
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christophee

Christophee is that guy you think is normal but is actually super gay and was raped as a child. He has a boner for his friend Tyler.

His parents are known as Daddy 1, and Daddy 2, Daddy 2 raped him.

Christophee has brown hair, a spit fire hat, green eyes, and a vans shirt and jacket
Christophee is totally gay
by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018
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chirstopher

He is the best person in the world. it feels like no matter what I do he will always love me . I love him so muchhh . he makes me happy. he is always there for me when I get hurt. he is an amazing person. all these girls like him but I don't care if he likes me or not I love him so much.
Chirstopher is the best person ever .<3
by someone 12371166 May 10, 2018
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christopher

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!
by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017
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Christopher

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018
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Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.
That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.
by driaxx February 26, 2009
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