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chapabeast

someone that is very beast at doing almost everything.
(A) : i beat LeBron James in a 1 on 1.
(B) : WOW! you are a chapabeast!
by BEASTYNESS UP THE BUTT May 22, 2010
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choadeo

a circle jerk consisting of only people with choads..generally midgets
yea i was just in this massive choadeo this morning
by baconballssach July 3, 2011
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Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.
Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"
by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011
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Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.
When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.
by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011
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Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.
"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"
by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012
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chipamoglis

spanish for weird looking thing. abnormal. someone who acts weird and stupid at the same time.
ese buey es el chipamoglis"

pinche perro chipamoglis.
by Joe Black M December 7, 2012
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Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.
That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!
by TK114252 September 29, 2013
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