Chodingo

A massive 9 incher salami penis on steroids, which makes women wet 24/7

Yo Kashif look! Big Momma got a chodingo! Joking he got a extra small minidingo. Cocktail sausage size

by Mugtaz March 26, 2017

choking your drawls

The act of masturbation

Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017

Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.

Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.

by TiberiusGracchus May 28, 2018

Cholling

Laughing so hard you choke

Meredy was laughing so hard that she was cholling.

by Mooghan The Salade June 1, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

Choping

The act of taking an upskirting picture without consent in the U.K. Named after the Dingleberry MP who prevented it being made illegal.

Look that massive ass hat is Choping that girl!

by Make Upskirting Illegal June 17, 2018

Choping

A slang term for ‘upskirting’ from the Conservative MP Sir Christopher Chope who blocked legislation to make ‘upskirting’ illigal. See ‘Twat’.

He should get done for Choping. The dirty Choper.

by MonkeyTrousers86 June 17, 2018