by stackattack January 08, 2011
Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.
Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.
Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.
by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011
A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
by Sayruh81 March 21, 2011
by BRYANJUSMC March 08, 2009
Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.
Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!
by Skyehi November 19, 2018
No example needed for Chocolate milkshake.
by welshcaravan May 21, 2014
When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.
The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".
by Boxhead for C.T.H October 08, 2004