body choad

a verry short and fat or short and built person

A: dude! that guys a body choad!

b: yeah man he's so short and fat!

by jesusshaves January 9, 2008

california choad

1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes

Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.

I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.

by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

Lord of the Choad

1. A person who shamelessly and constantly takes food, drinks or favors without asking. The ultimate choad warrior.

Wow, looks like the Lord of the Choad was here; the fridge is friggin' EMPTY!

by tarpet December 12, 2011

Cherry choad

1) A virgin choad
2) A choad-sporting male who has not yet experienced sexual intercourse
3) A cherry chubby

"he ain't tapped nothing yet. He's a cherry choad."

"That skanky cougar is dying to pounce on his cherry choad!"

by Scare Jeff April 2, 2009

bain choad

Hindi for sister fucker

Ravi Lacchman

by fucker October 22, 2003

face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008