Chinese hug

When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.

Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.

by EuroVWGTi April 15, 2016

Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower

Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016

chinese diver

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

by The harse September 01, 2014

Serve Chinese

The art of a woman letting a man eat her pussy.

Guy 1: Bro, my girl is gonna Serve Chinese to me for my birthday!
Guy 2: Damn, lucky bastard!

by BeavyBoy<3 July 20, 2020

chinese algebra

a hard type of math

shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

chinese rock

Heroin, or especially heroin from China
also called "Asian white"

"I'm living on chinese rock, all my best things are in hock" - song by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers

by suckermc5 July 29, 2004